Feel bad for these poor girls:
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I don't know if I'll be able to sleep at night until these poor girl's shoe allowance is rightfully returned to a level above my living expenses.
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And he loves pig ears!
Who runs IT departments these days? It's those overacheiver kiss-ass management types innit.
Suit, tapping singing girl on the shoulder: You sing wonderfully.
Girl: Thank you very much.
Suit: Yeah, by "wonderfully" I mean it sounds like a cat getting ass raped by a donkey. So I am sure that everyone else would appreciate you not doing that anymore as it is only 6 am.
--Staten Island Ferry Terminal
EDIT for Q: Does anyone else think that playoff spots should slot in according to record? ARI wins the weak ass west, and Philly, who is 1.5 games ahead, has an away game.