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Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:39 pm While wondering the wild internets
I came across one of those anigifs that you can't stop looking at.  Then I checked out teh users other icons and they all kinda sucked.  Anyways,

Cut for the love of Zombie Darwin... )
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Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 02:16 pm Dear guy at the parade
with the triple horn thing that sounded like a railroad whistle. You kept walking/bumping into me, trying to muscle your way to the front with your fake tittied hoochie, blowing the loud ass horn constantly.

I don't normally have any desire to put things in a man's ass, but last night, I was willing to make an exception.
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Feb. 20th, 2009 @ 04:59 pm Attention homeowners
Especially those who have done renovations recently, and especially in the GO Zone

Got anyone good to do my taxes?
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Feb. 14th, 2009 @ 09:58 am VD post
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Feb. 11th, 2009 @ 10:36 pm NOPD shooting
A cop got shot tonight, 3 blocks from my house. Those 3 blocks are like night and day.

Hey GHOST, this is what Gang Graffiti looks like

For at least an hour now, helicopters flying passes back and forth above my house. It's gonna give me the PTSD.

ETA: http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/02/wounded_officer_not_serious.html

The heli just left and there are moving sirens. Excitement!

I feel better about the Not Our Problem Dude now that a plainclothes team was working there.
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Feb. 5th, 2009 @ 09:35 pm Mencia (v): to invite someone and then uninvite them.
Tags:
discuss!
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Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 10:11 pm a possible flooding solution
Read more... )
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Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 09:27 pm a possible crime solution
Read more... )
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Jan. 29th, 2009 @ 07:33 pm in case you're having trouble finding someone to feel bad about
(HT: NYT)
Feel bad for these poor girls:
Dating A Banker Anonymous

Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so, we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together – free from the scrutiny of feminists– and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships. DABA Girls was started by two best friends whose relationships tanked with the economy. Not knowing what else to do, we did what frustrated but articulate girls have done since the beginning of time - we started a blog. So if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life, lighten your heart with laughter and email your stories to dabagirls@gmail.com. Warning all stories sent will be infused with our own special brand of DABA Girl humor.

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep at night until these poor girl's shoe allowance is rightfully returned to a level above my living expenses.

An excerpt: )
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Jan. 23rd, 2009 @ 01:33 am he's black and he lives in a white house

And he loves pig ears!

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Jan. 23rd, 2009 @ 01:09 am da paper wants $3 for a single article from two weeks ago
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Seriously?  I know times are hard and all, but don't you get that it's easier to go copy paste click and now I can read the article than it is to go through the process of paying for the damn thing.  And a whole paper full of articles is, what, 50c?

Who runs IT departments these days?  It's those overacheiver kiss-ass management types innit.

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Jan. 23rd, 2009 @ 12:28 am overheard
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Suit, tapping singing girl on the shoulder: You sing wonderfully.
Girl: Thank you very much.
Suit: Yeah, by "wonderfully" I mean it sounds like a cat getting ass raped by a donkey. So I am sure that everyone else would appreciate you not doing that anymore as it is only 6 am.
(passengers clap)

--Staten Island Ferry Terminal

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Jan. 12th, 2009 @ 11:27 pm below zero all week in MN...eff that
Duluth
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Jan. 11th, 2009 @ 04:14 pm footballs
The Titans-Ravens game was everything I was expecting...close, defensive game.  I figured that the Titans had been on the down stroke and now they're heading home.  The Cards-Pants game was schadenfreunde filled (for Saints fans and the rest of the NFC south) and was painful to watch for Delhomme fans.  Philly is such a wild card, and the Giants are still lacking offense, so they go home.  And finally, a team I can root for, Steelers vs Bolts, in the snow at PIT.  Steelers offense looks a little better than before, which is like saying the Saints defense has improved some, but I think that they'll shut down shorty and Rivers and probably pound him into the ground a couple more times.  PIT special teams are gonna be the difference here.

EDIT for Q: Does anyone else think that playoff spots should slot in according to record?  ARI wins the weak ass west, and Philly, who is 1.5 games ahead, has an away game.  
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Jan. 3rd, 2009 @ 11:44 am Home.
Brass band playing within earshot of the house.  Giant assed mutant dandelions in the backyard.  Shorts weather...thunderstorm warning.  Dog following me everywhere.
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Dec. 16th, 2008 @ 07:48 pm "our Katrina"
OK, enough of this bullshit.

When Hurricane Katrina slammed into Louisiana and Alabama on Aug. 29, 2005, the automobile companies of Detroit did not harrumph that the gulf coast should have been better prepared.

They didn't sit back and wait for New Orleans to submit a detailed plan for future repair of the ruptured levees.


Actually, there was plenty of harrumphing about preparedness. Some of it deserved, some of it not.  Much of it was downright insulting, but I guess you know how that feels.  And I believe we have been requesting plans ever since. 

Carmen Harlan, an anchor for Detroit's WDIV-TV, told NBC that the auto industry's problems are "as serious in Detroit as Hurricane Katrina was to New Orleans."

So, 1500 people have died so far?  One million people had to leave their homes, and cannot return to start mucking them out for weeks to several months?  I didn't realize. 

Oh, and this is old, but you rich fucks in Greenwich CT need to die in a fire.

“It really is a financial tsunami, and it could go either way,” said the multimillionaire telecommunications mogul who ran for the U.S. Senate in 2006. “It took Japan 20 years to recover from their buying binge. How long does it take us to work through excessive leverage? That could take years not months. This is our Katrina.”


I guess Katrina is now synonymous with 'we need several billion dollars'.  Ah, ignorance.
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Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 08:31 am It's freaking snowing
And, while I know how to drive in snow (at least I used to, 15 years ago), I'm not going out in rush hour with the local idiots.

dog snow

Now with video:
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Nov. 30th, 2008 @ 09:38 am Special Weather Statement
This is the weirdest one I've ever seen...welcome to Louisiana.
...ATTENTION DUCK HUNTERS AND MARINE INTEREST IN NEAR SHORE OPERATIONS...
...STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS WILL PRODUCE BELOW NORMAL TIDES TODAY
AND MONDAY...

A STRONG COLD FRONT HAS MOVED ACROSS THE REGION OVERNIGHT AND COLD
HIGH PRESSURE IS BUILDING INTO THE DEEP SOUTH. BRISK NORTHWEST AND
WEST WINDS THIS MORNING WILL BE PUSHING WATER AWAY FROM THE SHORE
AND WILL LIKELY LEAVE MANY SHALLOW MUD FLATS AT VERY LOW AND
UNSAFE LEVELS FOR NAVIGATION. ASTRONOMICAL LOW TIDE WILL OCCUR
DURING THE MID-MORNING HOURS AND HIGH TIDE WILL NOT RETURN UNTIL
WELL AFTER SUNSET TONIGHT. MONDAY`S LOW TIDE WILL OCCUR IN THE
LATE MORNING THROUGH EARLY AFTERNOON HOURS WITH HIGH TIDE
OCCURRING AROUND MIDNIGHT MONDAY NIGHT.

DUCK HUNTERS ARE URGED TO EXERCISE CAUTION IN ACCESSING DUCK
BLINDS IN THE SHALLOW MARSHES TODAY. WATCH WATER LEVELS CLOSELY
AND AVOID MUD FLATS THAT CAN EASILY DRAIN IN SUCH CONDITIONS.
ALSO BE MINDFUL OF SAND BARS AND NAVIGATION HAZARDS IN SHALLOW
AREAS. AVOID GETTING STRANDED AS THE COLDER WEATHER MAY POSE A
HYPOTHERMIA RISK IF CAUGHT IN THE ELEMENTS FOR LONG DURATION. IT
IS RECOMMENDED YOU INFORM SOMEONE OF YOUR INTENDED LOCATION AND
EXPECTED RETURN TIME BY FILING A FLOAT PLAN OR HUNT PLAN WITH A
FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND BEFORE HEADING OUT.

 
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Nov. 13th, 2008 @ 10:16 pm GWB puts up the shocker


From http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html
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Nov. 11th, 2008 @ 07:15 pm making webs is hard
It's 2008. There are still websites out there that don't work if you don't put 'www.' to begin the address. Even then, it's a secure only site, so all that does is give you this Retarded Error Message (from IIS of course):

The page must be viewed over a secure channel
The page you are trying to access is secured with Secure Sockets Layer (SSL).

Please try the following:

* Type https:// at the beginning of the address you are attempting to reach and press ENTER.

HTTP Error 403.4 - Forbidden: SSL is required to view this resource.
Internet Information Services (IIS)


Because supplying such a link (or redirecting) is hard.

Oh, I work for the company who put up this site.
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